FalseBook: 2010

Sunday, October 24, 2010

About Moi?

bosan punye bosan last2 dok buat online survey..lol

nak usya???

1 - When was the last time you cried?	*a long2 time ago*
2 - Have you ever faked sick?	*yeap*
3 - What was the last lie you said?	*i already have a job*
4 - Have you ever cried during a movie?	*grave of the fireflies*
5 - Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?	*kitano kii*
6 - Have you ever danced in the rain?	*i even crumped*
7 - Have you ever been drunk?	*nope*
8 - Have you ever tried tried drugs?	*nope*
9 - Do you smoke?	*yes*
10 - What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?	*drink coke thru the nose*
11 - What is your full name?	*Ashraf Legend*
12 - What is your blood-type?	B
13 - Have you ever been in a car accident?	*yes*
14 - How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?	*hopefully 25 and older*
15 - Who was your first kiss?	*hopefully an awesome wife*
16 - Have you ever had an online relationship?	*nope*
17 - Have you ever had phone-sex?	*not my fetish*
18 - Have you ever been rejected by a crush?	*yes huhu*
19 - What is your favourite sport to play?	*futsal*
20 - Have you ever made a prank phone call?	*a lot of time..when super saver was at large*
21 - Have you ever said	*lolwut?*
22 - What's your favourite childhood memory?	*not really an adventurous childhood*
23 - Is there anything that you have done that you regret?	*nope i guess*
24 - What do you want to be when you grow up?	*rich*
25 - What is your political persuassion?	*neutrality*
26 - Have you ever had cybersex?	*how the hell would i do tat?*
27 - Do you believe in g-d?	*yes*
28 - Do you believe in love at first sight?	*depends*
29 - Do you believe in karma?	*yes but i call it qada' and qadar'*
30 - Who was your first crush?	*u know who she is*
31 - Who do yo uhave a crush on?	*again no need to ask*
32 - How would you describe yourself?	*big fat but handsome*
33 - What are you afraid of?	*bees*
34 - Are you religious?	*yeap i guess*
35 - What does your screen name mean?	*doesnt really mean anything*
36 - What person do you trust the most?	*family and close friends*
37 - Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?	*never had one*
38 - What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?	*a lot to choose from*
39 - What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?	*ko tak matang*
40 - What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?	*0 seconds*
41 - What is your greatest strength?	*cam soklan interview lak..Iam a fast learner, a self starter...bla3x*
42 - What is your greatest weakness?	*none hahahha*
43 - What is your perfect pizza?	*pepperoni*
44 - What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?	*ahhh im gonna sleep a bit more*
45 - What is your first thought before you go to bed?	*please let me sleep tonite*
46 - What college do you want to go to?	*not going there again*
47 - Do you get along with your family?	*yes maybe*
48 - Do you play any instruments?	*used to*
49 - What kind of music do you like?	*anything*
50 - Do you think you're attractive?	*yes of course*
51 - Would you ever get a tattoo?	*nope*
52 - How many piercings do you have?	*none*
53 - Who makes you laugh?	*my reflection*
54 - Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?	*bik mama*
55 - Have you ever seen a dead body?	*yes brrrr*
56 - Do you have a celebrity crush?	*kitano kii again*
57 - What is one thing scientists should invent?	*a real time meachine?*
58 - Have you ever broken a bone?	no
59 - What happens after you die?	*u shud know tat already..if u dont then u better learn about islam*
60 - Do you watch or read the news?	*yeah*
61 - What stereotype would you label yourself as being?	*a legend*
62 - Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?	*ask them*
63 - If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to?	*i like my name*
64 - If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go	*i wanna go to the future instead*
65 - If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?	*my height..i wanna be taller*
66 - Have you ever gone skinny dipping?	*who's tat?*
67 - Have you ever played strip poker?	*strip??*
68 - Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?	*to the overemotional ones yes*
69 - What do you want your friends to think about you?	*i am fun to hang out with*
70 - Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?	*man utd vs chelsea*
71 - HAve you ever bitten someone?	*yes*
72 - When's your birthday?	*august*
73 - Have you ever stolen anything?	*involuntarily*
74 - Do you make wishes on shooting stars?	no
75 - Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?	*u wont believe it*
76 - If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?	*no idea*
77 - Do you remember your dreams?	*some of them*
78 - Have you ever been in love?	*yes*
79 - Are you a morning person or a night person?	*i like brunch*
80 - Do you have any phobias?	*phobia of phobias*
81 - What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?	*i don know*
82 - Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?	*yes*
83 - How many screen names do you have?	*dun remember*
84 - Do any medical problems run in your family?	*sinus*
85 - Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?	*none that i am aware of*
86 - Have you ever had a nightmare?	*yes*
87 - Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?	*my friends*
88 - Would you ever participate in a threesome?	no
89 - Would you ever pay for a prostititue?	no
90 - Have you ever mooned or flashed someone?	no
91 - Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?	*never had one*
92 - Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?	*almost*
93 - Have you ever written a love letter?	*nope*
94 - Have you ever attempted suicide?	*in my dreams*
95 - Do you prefer boxers or briefs?	*boxers*
96 - Have you ever been in a fistfight?	*a few*
97 - Do you have any hidden talents?	*impersonation of ultraman*
98 - What is one thing you want me to know about you?	*who're u again?*
99 - What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?	*"What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?"*
100 - Do you usually prefer books or movies?	*movies*
101 - Who is your favourite person to talk to?	*akmal syafiq, izzathamidon, alif farhan...tie*
102 - Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?	*i never get sad*
103 - Would you ever have sex before marriage?	*nope*
104 - Who do you talk to most on the phone?	*my mom dad izzathamidon*
105 - Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of?	*teehee*
106 - Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?	*americano*
107 - Have you ever gotten detention?	*yes*
108 - How do you vent your anger?	*i shout*
109 - Have you ever been on a diet?	*not really*
110 - Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?	*as long she's over 18*
111 - Is your best friend a virgin?	*wait let me ask him*
112 - What's a rumor someone has spread about you?	*lol who's brave enuff to do tat?*
113 - What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing?	*not gonna answer tat*
114 - What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?	*leave me behind*
115 - What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?	*invite me to hang out*
116 - Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?	*even if i had do u think i wud know?*
117 - Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?	no
118 - Have you ever wanted to murder someone?	*occasionally*
119 - Have you ever hated someone?	*One person tops the list*
120 - Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?	*online*
121 - Do you consider yourself popular?	*nah...look at me*
122 - Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?	*yes*
123 - Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?	no
124 - Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?	*ummm*
125 - What is your favourite book?	*manga*
126 - Do you have a collection of anything?	*used to*
127 - Are you happy with the person you are becoming?	*well im not regretting anything anyway*
128 - Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?	*yes*
129 - What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?	*tough*
130 - Are you happy with the life you have?	*elated*

p.s: kalo nak taw sapa kitano kii:

"comel siot"

Friday, October 22, 2010

LVL 180 jobhunter

" &*(%^&*(^$%($, gimme a job..(#*(&^&#^#"

Saban hari makin rasa kosong hidup ini..bermacam2 keje da yg ak apply..2,3 je yg call balik panggil interview...setakat ni f&n ngan IJM je yg da ak lepas disoal siasat...gementar tu toksah nk cite ar..
Malam sblm interview seperti biasa ak akan practice dpn cermin...sampai nk retak cermin tu ak berlatih.."i graduated from..., i graduated from...". End up bila ak g interview soalan first interviewer tu tny.."do u have a girlfriend atm?".. mau hilang sume yg ak da practice...gile unexpected soalan tu...

"no girlfriend?, MUahahahaha so pathetic!"

Ini laa tips yg ak leh bg pada mana2 yg nak dgr..xnk dgr takpe maklumlah ak pon baru je 2 interview:

1. Jgn dressing selekeh2...at least kemeja lengan panjang and slack..sinar mata interview tu boleh nampak beza dia lepas dia tgk dressing korg

2. Practice practice and practice..minimise the chances of getting tonguetied in te interview

3. Research is very and i mean very important..serously at least you must have basic knowledge about the company your applying for..

4. Kaji top interview questions kat google nuh..berlambak tips dia hulur..jgn nak redah ikut style rambo je..

5. Yang ni patut paling basic korg sume patut da tau...ibadat wajib jgn tinggal, yg sunat diperbanyakkan and doa dgn sepenuh hati insyaallah dpt berkat dan rezeki dr Allah S.W.T

TO all my frens yg mana bakal mengharungi intervview..gud luck..yg mana da bekerja lak congrats..free2 rasa rindu kat aku telefon la...

Sunday, August 22, 2010

rindu tak terubat

Dalam 21 tahun aku dah hidup ni punye ramai da kawan aku jumpa..kawan tadika,sekolah rendah, sekolah menengah, uni..pasni kat alam kerja lak..tapi dalam ramai2 tu pon sgtlah byk yg ak lost contact..berapa persen je yg jumpa tu pon pakai fesbuk..

Aku ni dah terbukti seorg yg low profile dan penyegan malahan pendiam..tu yg maybe buat aku lost contact byk tu..yang mana ingat lak makin sibuk dgn macam2 cabaran..yelah hidup lah katakan..takde cabaran takdele erti..kawan2 sek. ren. mmg alamat la nk ingat..sekerat dua je mampu..yg dulu kamceng gile2 pon ada yg aku lupa nama..sek. men. pon sama je..muka leh cam tp nama tak dapat nak recall..apa punye kawan daaa aku ni..

"Malu bertanya sesat jalan" kata org..kadang2 nampak kat mana2 dlm dunia yg kecil ni..macam kenal tapi sebab segan nk tanya hilang pertalian..tp nak wat cmne mmg aku malu..mcm2 yg ak malu...ak kan da byk berubah dr dulu..yg for sure kilogram aku mmg tinggi la skang..

So, kalo mana2 korg yg cam aku kat alam luar tu tegur2 lah..ak malu awal2 je..da start borak mmg habis 3 hari 3 malam tak setel..

Kehadapan rakan2 nottingham aku yg busy agak bekerja atau mencari kerja..ak rindu tahap dewa kat korg..raya nnt turun la klang..SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR BATIN..moga korg ampun segala salah aku/hutang aku kat korg..kosong-kosong la yer

p.s: yg mana fan chelsea tu ye lah 6-0 la kira aku ngan korang..hahaha

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Orait since aku da lama x tulis blog jom post lagi..

Baru-baru nih pinki ada intro game kat makhluk2 yg melekat kat fb..nama game dia homerun in berzerk land...haaa ni official desc. dia:

"Play ball with the geek and send him flying throughout BerzerkLand. Earn money to buy new gear and gain experience to upgrade your batter's strength. Rack up big scores and show the world what you got!"

game ni mmg best ah kalau nk release tension..rabak kan je nerd tu...tp nerd tu mmg pissing off ar..and mmg takde cara korg leh bunuh nerd tu..end up dia yg kutuk balik hehehe..

btw: ni best record aku takat nih...nnt pulun lg bg markah tinggi:

JOM! ramai2 release tension lepas minda dr exam@let's fail together

It's just too soon

Adulthood...

byk gile opinion berbeza beza psl adulthood ni..cam aku yg jenis still lyn anime..still kuat berangan ni..org tend to judge aku as still immature etc..yg paling aku aware since ak dah nk grad ni ada sesetengah pihak yg nasihat aku..ad yg perli aku..

tiap2 org ada pace sendiri dlm menuju kedewasaan ni...setengah org cepat matang setengah lg lambat...tp imo kematangan tu bukan lah bende yg patut dipaksa..we all will mature thru experience in life..learning from mistake...mmg la aku pon make fun kat minat org lain..tp aku tak judge diorg...aku tak suruh diorg stop..aku kutuk just enough for both parties to laugh..tak lebih batas..(kdg2 tu terlebih gak ar..sori ek kepada yg berkenaan2).

as long bende yg diminati tu tak salah disisi undang2 sama ada syariah atau majistret(dadah/lumba haram dll.), suka hati diorg lah nak buat. takde maknanya cuba buat diorg berhenti semata2 sbb korg takde minat kat bende tu...

kalau mmg terbukti org matang ni takleh tgk anime..takleh baca komik...senang je aku nak jawab, "i just dont want to mature just yet".

p.s: layan gile lagu opening durarara! ni:

http://www.mediafire.com/?mhz01dz2hzd

p.s lagi: kekeke ak lupa nak include merokok kat atas tu..

Thursday, March 18, 2010

No Chemical Engineer??

This is what the suitable career choices for me based on a quiz at: http://quiz.ivillage.co.uk/cgi-bin/uk_work/tests/career.pl

You would most enjoy a career that allows you to meet new people. You would also be happiest in a career that allows you to be free and flexible, and allows you to be extremely creative. Some careers that would be perfect for you are:

Stockbroker
Secretary
Receptionist
Director
Recruitment Consultant
Politician
Marketing
Human Resources Manager
Religious Minister
Teacher
Lawyer
Advertising
Consultant
Financial Adviser
Financial Planner
GP
Physical Therapy
Occupational Therapy
Public Relations
Estate Agent
Travel Agent
Restauranteur
Hotel Manager
Events Organiser

You are a great leader. You genuinely enjoy being around other people. Your relationships with others are very important to you. You love talking and meeting new people. You are very enthusiastic about work and about all that you do and have in your life. You love being the focus of attention. You enjoy a fast pace. You are very socially oriented. Therefore, you are much happier being with others than you are alone. You crave interaction with others.

You are very spontaneous and often act before you think. You are always quick to answer when you are asked a question, even if you aren't sure of the answer. It is easier for you to improvise as you go along. You enjoy thinking out loud, and are most creative when brainstorming with friends or colleagues. You enjoy being involved in many activities.

You are very easy to read, and often wear your heart on your sleeve. You are never afraid to tell people what you think. You are very empathetic and genuine. You can sometimes be seen as over-emotional or too involved by others. But that is only because you tend to get so involved in the things you do that they become personal. You want to be adored, loved and appreciated. You like to please others and to make sure people are happy.

You trust your gut instincts. You are easily inspired and trust that inspiration. You are very innovative. You analyse things by looking at the big picture. You are concerned about how what you do affects others. You worry about your actions and the future. You tend to use a lot of metaphors and are very descriptive and colourful in your choice of language.

You are very creative, and get bored easily if you don't get to express yourself. You like to learn new things. You don't like the same old routine. You like to leave your options open.

Lol..where's my current course "Chemical Engineer"??

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

aku dijangkiti demam korea..

Korea...sebuah negara yang berjiran ngan negara Jepun...zaman skang ni memang ramai gile yang jadi die hard fan artis2 dari Korea nih..x kira ar pelakon ke, penyanyi ke, pelawak ke..sume diorang support habis-habisan..

Aku mula minat Korea ni time aku intern tahun 2009..masa tu aku angah tomok dan pendi duduk di rumah Pelangi Semenyih(aku menumpang jer)..disitulah Angah menarik minat aku kat girl group Korea "So Nyuh Shi Dae" @ "Girl's Generation". 9 orang awek dalam satu group mana aku tak sangkut..So since then minat tu berkembang la kat group2 atau artis2 lain..

"SNSD":

Credits to soshified.com: subbing team

Pastu aku tertarik lak tengok variety show Korea nih...memang kelakar abis ar...lagi2 kalau ada mamat bernama Yoo Jaesuk jadi host atau MC...sekarang ni hampir 5,6 variety show yang aku dok download episode demi episode membakar masa berharga...variety show yang paling aku layan adalah Family Outing..memang layan abis...korang try ar tengok show tu..gerenti putus usus kecil/besar gelak.

"Family Outing":

Left to Right: Yoon Jong Shin, Park Yejin, Lee Chun Hee, Kim Sooro,Yoo Jae Suk, Lee Hyori, Kang Daesung

Aku tak nafi dulu aku keras kepala tak nak layan Korea ni(sebelum Angah tarik aku)..tapi apa boleh buat..time tu bila sebut Korea je..Rain la..DBSK la...modal sume pakai jantan memang ar ak tak minat...tengok Angah pro pakai satu video "SNSD" je aku dah termakan...hehehe

Apapun download aku sudah siap..time to laugh HARD!!

P.S

Member 1: "Sampai bila hang nak tgk Korea ni? Kahwin stop tgk?
Member 2: "Sampai mati ar."
Member 1: "Esok dah ada anak bini mana ada masa nak download ni sume."
Member 2: "Cari je bini Korea suruh dia download tengok sesama..setel problem"
Member 1 dan 2: Gelak

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Cereka zaman Kanak2

Dulu time aku sekolah rendah aku memang kuat melilau, sampai tiap2 hari cikgu bising aku dok lenyap je. Time kelas je automatic aku cabut keluar pegi lepak belakang bangunan sekolah ke, pondok guard yang time tu tak berpenghuni lagi..and favorite activity aku time REHAT ngan TAMAT sekolah, main KONDA-KONDI. Aku taw budak2 zaman skang ni maybe konda-kondi tu cam nama gula2 diorg ingat..maklumla permainan tu ley kira tradisional gak ar kan..

Konda-Kondi ni adik2 permainan yang pakai KAYU...takde controller atau console...just dua batang kayu...satu panjang satu pendek...kayu pendek tu kene letak melintang atas lubang kat tanah..and then guna kayu panjang kuis kayu pendek so dia melambung on air...

"Fly you Damn Stick!! Fly"

Kalau team lawan dpt sambut kayu tu, semua ahli team orang yg kuis kayu tadi "mati", tapi kalau kayu tu sempat jatuh ke tanah, team lawan akan baling kayu tu balik ke dlm lubang ataupun kena kat kayu panjang. Dalam kes ni, pemain yg melambungkan kayu sahaja yang "mati".

Oppssss jadi explainaition pasai Konda-Kondi lak tetiba nih...back to the story..suatu petang selapas tamat sekolah agama dulu...sementara aku tunggu atuk aku datang amik aku(sekolah aku 20 km from home and xde bas), aku ngan 3,4 member lain pon main ler konda-kondi...punya syok main lama2 org makin kurang sorang demi sorang...last2 tinggal aku sorang je kat belakang bangunan sekolah tu..nak check masa tak tau sebab tak pakai jam..tengok2 bukan belakang sekolah je...satu sekolah tu aku sorang je tinggal...

Mula2 kool je sebab standard ar atuk aku menyinggah kejap mana2 before amik aku kan.(?) tapi sampai dah azan maghrib pun atuk aku tak muncul2 lagi..last2 baru aku perasan, aku main konda-kondi ni kat sekolah kebangsaan yg betul2 located kat sebelah sekolah agama aku...mana atuk aku nak nampak...aku pun start panik..punya pening+takut duk sorang2 dalam gelap, tetiba aku dengar orang jerit nama aku...bila aku cam suara tu milik siapa, daripada takut gelap berubah lak takut orang...bapa aku pulak turun padang cari aku..mau teruk gak aku kene...aku ingat lagi bila bapak aku datang carik aku, dari aku menggeletar takutkan gelap, menjadi menggeletar nak melarikan diri...lupa segala fobia lain..hehehe..ayah2...memang sayang kat aku...

Hehe tu time sekolah rendah aku dulu, zaman tu mana ada game2, cite2 tv best2...astro pon baru belas2 channel je time tu...dak2 skang lain, sekolah rendah dah main game..naik menengah buat kepala kat "pavillion" or any kedai "topshop" kat area Selangor and KL..masuk Uni terus jadi terlampau social and lupa diri..kadang2 terpikir jugak, "modernization memanglah penting tapi kalau tanpa guideline, yang semakin modern technology sedangkan pemakainya semakin menuju kejahilan". renung2kanlah

Peace

Final Fantasy Xiii...My current pleasure

First, aku just nak berterima kasih byk2 kepada saudara Abe yang sudi meminjamkan PS3 beliau...tanpa beliau siapalah saya...

Okay, game nih aku mintak tolong Abe(Thanks Be) order untuk aku. Harga dia perghhh rm 170...memang injured wallet aku. 11th of March, skynet delivery dengan professional(?) nya manghantar game ni ke umah aku. Aku takdelah nak pangkah skynet ni, tapi dengar rumours service dia lekeh, depan rumah client hon jer suroh client kuar amik. Takde orang keluar dia letak je notis tu walhal client maybe tgh makan ke...tak dengar ke...maklumlah bukan skynet je yang ada kenderaan bersenjatakan hon...

Cukup2 pasal skynet...back to the game:

Based on a review from gamespot.com:

"The most beautiful Final Fantasy game yet is an imperfect but still impressive saga that will touch your heart".
The Good

A diverse and mostly excellent cast of characters
A great original world, fleshed out by a compelling story
Fun combat system keeps you on your toes
Magnificent production values.

The Bad

Exceedingly linear exploration and character progression
Vanille will get on your nerves in a big way.

Honestly if i had put the whole review, you guys would just fall asleep.

Well, imo, final fantasy xiii can be regarded as an improvement to the prior final fantasy xii. The graphics are superb, the gameplay is a lot more fun and challenging, as well as hot as hell main character.

"Congratulations You Are Lightningtorious"

However, on the down side, the storyline is poorly paced and the flashbacks can be quite boring at certain times. The dialogues are somewhat repetitive and tiresome to hear. As for the voice acting i'd have to agree with the review from gamespot, vanille's v.a choice is effin poor. Apparently, cute and british doesnt mesh well.

No Offence.

Final Fantasy XIII is by no means a bad game; it is certainly worth playing for the experience of the potential a next-gen JRPG can have, but it does have a bit of bipolar disorder. Players in it for the story may find the second half a slog and end up with a terribly sub-par experience, while players in it for the battles and customization will have to bear the first half and end up with not much customization to do anyway. Some of the “innovative” design decisions are for the worse, and the on-rails feel may not appeal to some players, especially not with poor plot and execution.

Overall, the game is enjoyable and gameplay wise is by far one of the best final fantasy i've played ever...had the storyline been a bit better and more element of surprise added in it would have been a 10 out of 10 game.

My Rating:

Gameplay 8/10
Storyline 6/10
Characters 7/10
Graphics 10/10
Music 7/10

Overall 7.6/10

P.S "Tak sabar nak tengok God of War 3 in action"

TEST 1..2...3

Hey everyone...first post huh...tried blogging before tapi tak pernah nak tahan..hehe...

But why suddenly blog again u ask?

Aaaaa nak jawab soklan tu ak kene explain sket...dalam hidup ak yang kini penuh ngan assignment ni konon...ak memang bosan siang malam pagi petang...lagi2 bila xde update kat internet yg kian sunyi sepi. Maka teringat ler aku yang member2 ak ada la 2,3 orang yang kuat blogging. Aku pun apa lagi...toyol la. Sejak dari bangku sekolah lagi aku memang pro bab2 meniru, ikut jejak langkah orang lain, plagiarism dan istilah2 yang sewaktu dengannya. Sampai jadi kes gaduh sebab ikut/tiru action orang lain.

Even edward cullen hates it

To the point of making a shirt

Bukan aku nak sangat ikut orang lain nyer activity nih, tapi kalau aku ada activity sendiri taklah ak complain bosan 24/7 per day.

Anyway, harap2 ada la insan yang sudi belek2 tenung2 blog aku ni...bukan ada motif pon blog aku ni..just for fun jek.

R&C yeah...

Peace

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